if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

legalize dog marriage

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i will put a pick up line in every person’s askbox who reblogs this

idk if this gets 300,000 notes, i will fucking do it 

guys this woman will throw some ridiculous lines at you just do it i swear to god

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Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)

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If you have the person you really want. You are one lucky fucker (via bl-ossomed)

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Avoid the friendship of those who constantly inquire and discuss the flaws of others. Arabic Proverb  (via solacity)

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